WARNING YOU MAY BECOME EXTREMELY SELF AWARE OF THIS IF YOU READ, AND IT MAY DRIVE YOU NUTS FOR A LITTLE. KINDA LIKE IF I SAY, RED CAR, YOU WILL SEE RED CARS. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU MAY NOT 😛
The first is the Swallow, Kiss is when we WANT to kiss someone. For the strangest reason I think we all have some sort of reflex that we HAVE to swallow before we want to go in for a kiss. This usually happens more on the first dates where it is still not extremely natural and comfortable to just kiss your person. Ya know, same period of time when you usually hold in your farts. Everyone poops but not everyone farts apparently! I love meeting someone who will just talk about body functions on the first date, with my sensitive stomach, god does it take a … load off.. ok enough of that… I digress, but seriously if it is an uncomfortable topic for more than a day with someone, that is a red flag… anywhoooo. I think maybe the Swallow, then Kiss, has to do with checking your own breath or perhaps not wanting to be caught with dry mouth. For that moment where we want to have the best possible first or second kiss and not wanting to have to cut it short so not to drool on the girl, is part of my theory for why we do it. But since we all seem to do this weird ritual pre kiss, it is a great sign you are about to or are welcome to kiss your partner.
I used to notice when a girl wanted to kiss me when I would hear her swallow when we were close. I then started to get self conscious about myself doing it. As if she would hear me and know what I was thinking or if I was actually JUST swallowing she would think I was thinking something I wasn’t AHHH! The rabbit hole is deep here!! I still notice it here and there but it isn’t really on the forefront of my mind anymore and I have actually stopped doing it as much. But when I was younger it was almost all the time! 🙂 So yeah either you are sitting there going, hahahahhaha I totally do that, or you think I’m nuts, either way I’m good with the outcome!
Second, is the thing I think EVERYONE has done once in their life right after kissing someone or being really close to someone’s face just kind of looking at one another.
What could this magical thing be? Something not magical at all, and I still don’t understand why we don’t crack up when we do it to one another. First we stare deeply into each others eyes usually one of us laying on the other. And sometimes after a kissing spree or just in a romantic moment, we say, in a whispery voice, “hi”…
“hi.”
Sigh… lol is it because all our blood has rushed to our private parts that we can no longer understand how the structure of a conversation works anymore, forgetting we had spent the entire day/night with the person up until that point making it so we don’t have to start introductions again? I mean this one borders on the cute line/cheesy line, head trauma/bad timing line. But we all do it.
Shit I did it last night. And we both giggled when I said it and she said it back, and kissed again. I guess it is a super turn on! haha.
Random additional thought: The WORST is when you have a drippy nose and the person you are with wants to kiss for a longer period of time than you planned out for and you have to fight not snotting all over them and suffocating since they took your only form of breathing away from you forcing air into your nose pushing out your snots! ahhaa.
ANYWAY, for those like my mother who think I am giving out relationship advice haha, I am just recounting things that I think are fun to write out loud about versus just thinking it and since I am actively dating, it sparks these thoughts as they happen. These are more of personal thoughts and if they apply to you cool if not okaley dokaley haha. I just wanted to share! 🙂 Sooo pfft!
